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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(Source: deadsmondmiles)

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick)

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

Anonymous sent: I stalk you everyday and I already planned our future together

bombing:

how do i die? please respond back i need to know

hismermaidprincess:

callerina:

No one told this otter he was a cat.

smileformyinsanity
!!!!!

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

pennanpayper:

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

walterhhwhite:

the generation born between 1984 and 1995 have pluto in scorpio which means we are all godless violent heathens obsessed with sex and death headed for oblivion and none of us care 

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baby:
m -m-m-
mom:
meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
baby:
mom wtf